Well, beer league softball is almost upon us and I'm looking for some predictions maybe some funny reccolections from years past. Here's a couple of ideas to get you thinking...
How soon into the season does Tony 'Batista' Meyer get shitfaced and make of fool of himself in left field?
Who is the first person to completely whiff on a pitch this season? I'm going with either Tunner or Learing.
Does Bonzer and Tunner's dominance in the beer chug off continue? I think yes. I'm still waiting for the match between the two.
Does Jay break anyones leg this year by being such an intimidating catcher?
Is Learing gong to mash this year like he says he's gonna? Maybe, if mash means poke one over the right field fence with a 40 mph wind behind him.
Can Tom Miller improve on his lacksidasicalness? (wow, that's a tough word to spell) I'm not sure it can be done actually...pretty sure he's already perfected it.
How many times does Tanner get tossed this year? and will it be by Donny the Downer? I'm gonna go with once and yes, but this time he actually goes out swinging and doesn't walk off the field with his head down. Get some words in there bud!
That's enough for now. Your turn.
