Promotional Ideas

So there's been a lot of talk around 414 these days about possible baseball promotion ideas. It all started when we saw some jackass sitting in the stands in Houston wearing his Manny dreads. I mean, really? Wearing your Manny dreads at an away game? Brutal. We also saw some knucklehead kid last weekend at the Twins game sportin' the Joe Mauer sideburns.

Well that got us thinking . . . what other ridiculous promos, based on players' physical attributes, would fans just jump on the opportunity to embarass themselves with in other cities and seasons down the road? Here's a list . . . .

Angels - Mike Napoli porno beard night.
Mariners - Ichiro slanty eyes night.
Rangers - Josh Hamilton tatoo sleeve night.
Athletics - Jason Giambi greasy hairdo night.

Twins - Joe Mauer sideburns night.
Indians - Travis Hafner big nose (and essentially everything else) night.
Royals - Sidney Ponson fat guy/slutty girl night.
White Sox - Bartolo Colon pot belly night.
Tigers - Magglio Ordonez jheri curl night.

Yankees - Hideki Matsui crater face night.
Red Sox - Kevin Youkilis disgusting goatee night.
Rays - Joe Madden glasses night.
Blue Jays -
Orioles -

Dodgers - Manny Ramirez dreadlock night.
Diamondbacks - Eric Byrnes surfer cut night.
Padres -
Giants - Aaron Rowand bloody nose night.
Rockies -

Cardinals - Albert Pujols finely groomed goatee night.
Cubs -
Pirates - Jack Wilson/Sloth look-alike night.
Brewers - Prince Fielder sumo wrestler suit giveaway.
Astros - Darrin Erstad receding hair line night.
Reds - Edison Volquez Raggedy Andy haircut night.

Mets - Carlos Beltran ear mole night.
Phillies - Chase Utley soul patch night.
Marlins -
Nationals -
Braves - Garret Anderson no smiles allowed night.

Alright, I'm running out of time . . . fill in the rest/add others.