How wicked retarded could ESPN's Titletown series get?
If you said EXTREMELY WICKED RETARDED you are correct.
First off, Green Bay has always been known as "Titletown". Yet, ESPN thinks it can flex its muscle regardless and hold a completely ubsurd competition and time-sucking series to determine its very own "Titletown."
I don't give a crap if you're the world wide leader in sports. I want my damn highlights without the crappy series. I'd rather listen to Skip Bayless.
Ok, scratch that. But really this sucks.
Now don't get me wrong. I love taking it to Green Bay. I hate Green Bay more than I hate X Games commericals, Pedi-eggs, NASCAR and Carlos Silva.
But this is dumb. ESPN just named Valdosta, Ga. "Titletown."
Valdosta, Ga.? You know the most famous athlete to come out of Valdosta, Ga.? Keep guessing.
I'll give you a hint. It's a journeyman Major League Baseball infielder. .............. If you guessed Denny Hocking or Mark McLemore or Bip Roberts, you grossly overestimated Valdosta, Ga.
No, the salty .243 lifetime hitter, Desi Relaford, is the greatest athlete to ever come out of Valdosta, Ga.
But hey, Desi hit 40 bombs . .. . .. . . . IN 11 FREAKING SEASONS.
The good news is the Titletown series is over. Now give me a shit ton of highlights, ESPN, and leave out Brett Favre, Terrell Owens and anyone on Cold Pizza or whatever the hell they call that dog shit show these days.
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3 comments:
haha...naps, I was gonna say the exact same thing...such hate coming from squints. I love it.
Let's all hope that things change at ESPN when they change their programming in the mornings. Why doesn't ESPN target their core following?? Hardcore sports fans don't like this stuff.
when mlb network comes out, my time devoted to espn will drop dramatically.
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